When it comes to making GIRLFRIEND,"Why do we fall?"

 Now i know ,most of you have started reading this, seeing the word GIRLFRIEND(that's why i wrote it in caps..Visual marketing it is).Okkie ,,so are you  thinking that this is Girlfriend making counselling note!!.NO ,absolutely not.How could a person who himself been struggling till this date can enlighten others.It would be like Chunkey Pandeys giving acting tips to Tushar kapoors.Fortunately ,this note doesn't deal with solution of your problems i.e True Relationship .It has scope much beyond that.It deals with problems itself.i.e. Girls.

"One of the greatest concern of today's world is that ,people are so obssesed with solutions that they don't ponder over the problem "
                                 - Rituraj Smileplz
                              (founder Smile plz group)

So do you think that after you go through this bull shit  master piece ,you can end up having a beautiful girl in your arms.Ha,,give me a break ,no, not even in the wildest of your dreams.This note will only show that ,you are not the only one who have been rejected,thrown like an used napkine,dumped in the dustbine,brutually heart broken,crushed like any insect,pissed off and flushed like shits from someone's life.(i hope that was not too intense).Perhaps there are many of your kind.One of whom i knew was "Raju Patalega".He was a handsome,intelligent ,cute ,stylish,mesmerizing,seductive,ravishing blah,blah ,all in his OWN FRAME OF REFERNCE.Actually others didn't feal the same but honestly he was someone really hard to find.Ahh!! ,not Again,you are getting it wrong,he was hard to find meant that I seldom found him within himself.He used to be somewhere lost in someone's thought.

                              "Some people have LIFE IN TWO WORLDS"
                                                          -- Sourav Chaubey
                                                       (no special achievement recorded till date)

So after Raju bhai,devoted his tan(pronounciation is very important here),mann and dhaan to his crush,she refused to even talk to him.Now the girl  loved only KHANS and KAPOORS(no not Tushar kapoor),and watched their movies.How could she resort to a Not so Handsome and Not so romantic person like Raju.What if he is a good person,he didn't save her from gundas and mawalis(even the chances of it to happen is so rare),he didn't climb on the tallest tower to say "i love you",he didn't escort her home in rainy dark night, nor he is  an NRI who have come to india  to spoil her engagement and take  her away in moving Train and many such crictically important stuffs which he didn't did which proves he was not her hero.Lately after seeing fab movies like "Jab tak hain Jaan" she decided to wait 10 years and check if he really  loves him or not.Problem with Raju was that he merely loved her and in her view it was so outdated.

But Raju was grealty moved my Paulo Coelho saying"If you really want any thing,even the universe conspires to help you achieve it".But Paulo cunningly didn't mentioned terms and conditons applied(not applicable for your one sided love) ,and ulimately his day and night submission to the thoughts of getting the girl of his dreams(no,not sunny leone,i said dreams,not wet dreams) faded in vain.
But Raju was very determined and had lot of preservernace(only in very crucial field of girls,actually he failed in assimilating his Parent's insignificant dream of Craking JEE ).

So started a another chapter of love in Raju's Life.He found another tragedy Angel in his life.This time he assured that the girl undesrtands him and he understands her well enough  so that there is much understanding between them,so that no misunderstanding occurs.(did u understand what i m implying to say :P).They became very  good friends and one day even the Girl said"You are my closest friend and we would never part".When Raju  revealed her feelings of love for that girl she so intelligently unfriended her from her facebook account.(she knew that boy would not accept her rejection until she do this).
According to the Girl this was Sin ,and severe crime.Lovers go to hell she added.

This all bewildered Raju.He no longer see bollywood love stories.He doesn't apply AXE deo,even when he knows that will fetch him hot chicks.Neither do he apply Gels which he should to do look VERY VERY SEXY.
Nor does he have enough attitude ,which is so important .How come you be so nice and polite to others .You got to be soaked in arrogance only then u will appear better than others(even if you are not ).
But idiot Raju,believes that in this multitude of adorable faces ,there will be some one who will adore his soul and heart.He will find someone who has no condition to love him.
Well Guys,don't take that naive Raju seriously, he has gone nuts.We have name for people of his kind,LOSERS.

Don't follow Raju footsteps and just remember when it comes to making Girlfriend
"Being Good is not Enough".

:) plz

Friend can be anyone..:)

Things i wanted to say her,but i couldn't..:(

"Some people come into our lives,
Leave Footprints in our hearts ,
And we are never ever the same"

What are your level of excitement on seeing a charming girl?

Well what i tried out frantically was to get off from a moving autorickshaw.As usual, totally messed up with it.For a moment i thought i would kiss the ground but luckily escaped the mishap.
This fellow "Newton" and his "Inertia",totally cumbersome at times.

Nevertheless,the girl didin't seemed to stretch her facial muscles or widen her eyebrows on seeing this Goofy act of mine.First sight of her standing placid in front of her college gate(where we planned to meet) was mesmirizing.Decorated with jewels of austerity and dressed in attire of simplicity was she waiting.

"You look beautiful".I wanted to say her ,but I couldn't.
I shook hands with her.<my Ex taught me this..;)>.Now for most of you ,It is the first sight of having "Character Dheela",but for her and species of her kind(her friends with whom i also shook hands with) it was an act out of humbleness and frankness.Honestly if i ever try this on my college girls,they would give me a look undoubtedly meaning "You swine,how dare you!".

My first notice went to her possesions .She had an umbrella with her.Well rain was always on cards with those greyish clouds hovering over you."Aah,if it rains i would hit jackpot".I potrayed myself as Rajkapoor and her Nargis of the movie Shree 420.But to my utter sorrow it didn't poured a drop that day.

This was her treat .So she escorted me to a nice restraunt .I ate to the brim.Food was fantastic.

"Your presence was what I wanted.That made my treat".I wanted to say her but i couldn't.
Well,Now this is how it should have ended.She laying by her words of giving me treat on a bet ,i cunningly won.However seeing tince of sunshine in my shadowy life,i tried to elong it.I manoevered her to visit the zoo in the city.She though reluctant ,but thought not to low me,agreed.

Wow,we did set off for it.Sitting in a speeding autorickshaw ,I do sometimes ,stole sight of her.Her serene face and magnificient way in which her hair flew syncronised with the gusts of wind,almost made me subconscious.

"I wish this auto wala ,takes us to infinity"I wanted to say her,but I couldn't.

Finally destination did arrive.Now walking with her in tandom was a proud feeling for me,I have always dreamt this for years.As a teenager,whenever I came across couples,I personified myself to be one of them.( Male one most of the time).I could die peacefully now,I thought.People scanning eyes though seem uncomfortable at times,now gave me sublime feeling."She is with me,don't dare look at her".I gave every passerby a rowdy look.Unluckily most of the time i have been on other side,therefore could smell whats cooking in their filthy minds.

We walked and walked.Every seconds spent with her was like drop of water in my desertly life.Through the cages,glasses,doors we looked at the captive animals.Everything looked magnificient that day ,every beast,every reptile,every bird and blah blah.Though the monkey was not she adored much and got afraid by one such escaped one.She was totally unware that the person she was walking with,had a good resemblance with them.

We did talk a lot.All about school life,family,studies and future plans.I remember her saying how sad she was when her father shifted her school to that of mine.
"I want to thank your dad.He is the prime reason i came to know you."I wanted to say her,but i couldn't.
Soon like most fairy tales it ended..We left for our respective places.
"Today my sleep is going to take lot of testing"I said to myself..

Next day it was again all the same.Same monotonous and cyclic life."Things i should do" replaced "Things i wanted to do".But I noticed ,how i felt nothing seeing beauties passing by me.I rendered them unscanned each and every time.Perhaps this was her magic.I missed her but had to accept ugly truth that now even the sight of her would be next to impossible.Sooner or later i will again blend with my destiny.It hurts ,but as i use to say "Time heals".



"When we walked together,,
In sands of time for a while..:)
Baby,, those are my eternal feelings..
I dream of them and Smile.."



I wanted to say her,but i couldn't.



P.S.-there is one more thing i wanted to say,the one that i haven't written also.. ;)

IN SEARCH OF ANOTHER "YOU"..:/

In thousands of faces,
I reckon there is one more Divine..
In amidst of Darkness of Opportunity,,
I await for my season to Shine..

Once in a while,,
I endeavour ,,
For Flirting from which i once kept aloof,
Is now my flavour..;)

Responses Though mixed,,
They keep me Going..
Given that i beleive in Probality..
I should get one,,as my sample space is Growing..;)

For ,you no more creep in my Thoughts..
and i no more Fly in my illusions..
For my Heart don't Throb the Way it did,,
And i no more think of the fusion,

My words may mislead,,
but My conscience alway speaks true,,
In Dis ocean of Mismerizing Drops,,
I fear," I am in search of another "You"..,,,,




For detail read
http://ucanputtheblameonme.blogspot.in/2011/05/beleive-me-i-have-seen-angel.html

Memories of VSF nagpur..and the MIGHT of Egg Pakoda(part 1)..:P

"4:00 a.m sharp Tommorow,in front of D hostel.We will be leaving for station by that time"..
This is what my coach instructed on the eve before we were leaving for Nagpur <for the Inter Nit sports meet>..:)
Now friends, Wouldn't a mediocre ,extremely passionate ,young cricketer be xcited..
,so was I. I Packed my Lugguge ,as soon i reached hostel..

But the excitment at it's peak didn't let me sleep,,So I adhered to Facebook and did some foolish stuffs which i invariably do.It was 2'0 clock when i thought of having a short nap.The alarm was always on cards,,unfortunately which failed(thanks to my hand which unconsiously but very effectively switches it off evry time,without letting a impulse).But my phone rang at 4:30 a.m .It was my senior team mate calling.
"Have I missed it,??"..the 1st thought sent shivers down my spine.
The man in phone asked me to come soon.I turned Rajni kant in those few minutes.Dreesed in seconds and running in a flash.But few seemed to arrive at desired location by that time.
Buddies as you know ,being Nitian we people have succumed to deviations ."Praan jaye par neend  na jaaye"..The masterminds knew it better and therby called us at 4:00 thinking 5:00 to be actual turnout.So was it.At 5:00 we left NITC with dreams of being Champions.
During our way ,we had some fine moments.We were All for one and one for All.Our coach had already advised us not to go for Food stuffs which we were not accostumed to.Little did i paid heed to it,asked for 2 Egg pakodas.One i somehow ate,one 1 threw,as it was stinging foul..Heavenly God!!Little did i knew then,What was Coming..:'(


to be continued..
in part 2

WILL THINGS CHANGE???..:/

OUR FUTURE ...

"Dad let’s go for ooo la la ooo la la ..”said a about 8 year old kid.
Man-“No beta,that’s not a good movie...”
“Dad,you r so miser.Wht about DESI BOYS.”inquired the younger one of the two lads.
Man-“Okk baba,will see to it,,now don’t shout like that in public”.
This is exact instance of the conversation that i heard while travelling on train this weekend.
Later i heard those teddlers singing”bhagg D.k bose”...
The statement that took me by surpise was“I am on facebook,i will send u friend request “..by some another child of around the above mentioned ages.He was telling this to girl of her age.
Seeing these i wait for those days when “Murder 5 “satellite premier will be on CARTOON NETWORK
OR Teacher saying to her class..”I will update todays homework on Facebook,And Raju no vulgar comments this time or else I’ll remove u from my frnd list”..
Conclusion,India is approaching west in many aspect today.Few things that are retreating are "Dollar and Rupee."..and development.:P...:P.

OUR LEADERS ...

They can  block rational thoughts on social networks but not the Crime provoking them..
They give chicken biryani to killers of dozen but nothing to Family whose member died fighting such INSANES...
I have been recently touched by a article in “The Hindu”about the 26/11 attacks...
It says “the lady (don't remember her name) who got seriously injured during a bomb blast ,the day mumbai attack took place, was hardly given a lakh for her cure.She had already spent half a dozen lakhs on her treatment,but still finding hard to survivel.And you see out there in jail ,is a well known rascal,living a life king size and crores have been spent on him.
Anita karkare,widow of Hemant karkare,the ATS officer who died on eve of Mumbai attacks ,is fighting her heart out for the rights of family left in misery,for wife whose lost her husband ,for mother who lost their son,,and for the orphans.But we live in a world which has gone deaf and blind to respond .Ultimately all her sweat and blood seems to be in vain...:(

And my teacher HANAS T says “Who is going to change this,???? Ofcourse you all..”
“You are no ordinary,you owe a lot to people who are not lucky to get such facilities and studies”..
The problem is
We are not the same engineers or students of what he talk about..( probably those of his days).

 STUDENTS  ..:( L
We hardly read our own books,how come we read newspaper to see what happening around..
Everyone seems to Go crazy about MBA,,bt few are there for Civil services..
All the FUSS are about the packages,but none are there for transition aur work will bring on society.
Even our conscience have changed..
No one forgets to wish her/his facebook friend happy b’dayy..but  no one remembers Bhagat singh or Netaji subhash on their’s...(or haan when is their b’days by the way)..
Reason we give”Wo facebook par nahi hain na,,didn’t gt notification about it”..
Sunny lione is more familiar to us,than the person who is head of NASA or  Domestic affairs in India.

The truth is hard to swallow.More than the scenario ,it’s our thinking that has turn pervert.Surely
our culture and education are at stake and so is our political and economical stability.
Having gone through Chetan bhagat’s “Revolution 2020”..,i realise,the solution really lies to us.
We with our our sincere efforts can safeguard the cause of our Country.It’s time we ought to think ourselves as saviours of tomorrow and manage our juniours well.(unlike what already mentioned).It’s time we become a active part of Indian society and start thinking of our bit.In whatever Field we enter we nurture our Mother India to fullest.Lets live and study hard for those who can’t afford proper food,sanitation,education nor medication for one days our efforts will soothe them .
I am no different and just one of such mediocre  personality who just thinks.Nenertheless it all begins with thinking.
It’s time we fight the demons that have crept in us and our civilzation...

IT's "TIME WE CHANGE"..:/

                                           THE PIC SYMBOLIZES OUR STRENGHT

@Home-Feel the "MAGIC IN THE AIR"..:D

Where do we find even bitter almond( karela :P) sweet…?
Where can we tolerate even the boring saas-bahu serials…?
Where can we roam abt in d streets like a vagabond ….?
Where can we get licence to sleep out and break the record of khumb karan….?
Where can we fight with our brothers and sisters without being accused of ragging..?
Where  are we secure from complixicty and  delusory world outside..?
Yup d answer to all is
..Home sweet home ...” J
Well mine 2 nd half months is full of above contents.Every second of my stay have been a roller coaster ride.Thanks to my parents,family members,brother and my dear friends.
Honestly speaking I didn’t did a single piece of productive work.Read few nouvels out of which “the monk who sold his Ferrari”seemed magnificient.(u can try tht too).Visits from my relatives kept my holidays alive.However my vacations revolved around my lappy(fb,blogging) and cricket(tht too perished when monsoon arrived).Roaming with friends,visiting almost a dozen marriage receptions and sleeping filled the remainder.Infact I slept like a CHAMPION :P.Khumbkaran watching from hell,will we proud of me.Even the loudest voice of my parents didn’t vibrated my ear drum. This time ,Explored more of Dumka(my current resident),,wandered from chotu nath (a temple 12 km from city) to Kurwa( so called park ) on my Khatara bike.I have a soft corner for my bike.It is seeing the last stages of his life,,and often gives up.Nevertheless, it takes me “To the Infinty and beyond”(Aanath se bhi aage).

me in kurwa .

Now on the very last day,I sum all this exciting moments.The visit rejuvenated me.I have been missing my college and friends too,and am going to give them all“JADDU KI JHAPPI”.
And also as said “Forbidden fruit is the sweetest”..Our longing to come back to our native places makes these vacations even more ecstatic.So it’s time to  return to our alma mater.The gratifying moments and the bleesings of our loved one ,which we take back ,will keep us “Going”..

“Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam,

Be it ever so humble ,there’s no place like home”
Gar Firdaus rōy-e zamin ast, hamin ast-o hamin ast-o hamin ast.

Means
“If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this.”.I think writer of this quote must had kashmir(this is written on the grave in a park of Kashmir) as his Home.He also felt the “MAGIC IN THE AIR”.